I may look busy, but I'm just confused.

I may look busy, but I'm just confused.
~cool quote about Funny Ignorance

As I gaze upon your beauty, I think to myself, "never have I seen an angel fly so low"
~funny saying for free scrapbooking templates

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
~cute sayings about One liner

Don't walk into that building -- the sprinklers might go off!
~funny quote about Pickup Lines

Any ship can be a minesweeper... once.
~sweet quote for free scrapbooking templates

All politicians are crooks, but democrats are our crooks.
~hilarious quote by Funny Guy

Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty is an egg?
~cool quote about Question

We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. --Decca Recording Company, on rejecting the Beatles in 1962
~funny saying for free scrapbooking templates

Excuse me, but I'm in a hurry! You've been in that phone booth for twenty minutes and didn't say a word! Sir, I'm talking to my wife.
~cute sayings about Love

Nearly everything you read signed from God" is just somebody putting their words in My mouth."~God
~funny quote about One liner

Coffee isn't my cup of tea
~sweet quote for free scrapbooking templates

Sheep don't fly so much as plummet.
~hilarious quote by Wonderman

A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar
~cool quote about Politics quotes

No wonder I'm unhappy - My twin forgot my birthday
~funny saying for free scrapbooking templates