funny age sayings and quotations

funny age sayings and quotations

Old age and treachery will overcome youth and skill.
~funny Age sayings about Age

Age only matters if you're cheese.
~cute quote about Age

A woman marries a man expecting he will change,
but he
doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and
she
does.
~sweet quote on Age

Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone.
~hilarious Age quote by Funny Life

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway
~cool quote about Marriage quotes

As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer
~funny saying on Age

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met
~funny Age sayings about Marriage quotes

If you laugh a lot, when you get older your wrinkles will be in the right places.
~cute quote about Age

If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs
~sweet quote on Age

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?~Satchel Paige
~hilarious Age quote by Funny Life

Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?
~cool quote about Marriage quotes

God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway... The good fortune to run into the ones I do... And the eyesight to tell the difference!
~funny saying on Age

I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type
~funny Age sayings about Age quotes

Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up
~cute quote about Age quotes

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invaribly they are both disappointed
~sweet quote on Age

I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again
~hilarious Age quote by Noel Coward

When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I'm labeled senile
~cool quote about Age quotes

Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed by the facts
~funny saying on Age

The big thing today is computer dating. If you don't know how to run a computer it really dates you.
~funny Age sayings about Age

Old is when your friends compliment you on your alligator shoes, and you are bare-foot.
~cute quote about Age

I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three days already
~sweet quote on Age

My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely.
~hilarious Age quote by Funny Life

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two
~cool quote about Age quotes

Laughter rises out of tragedy, when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage.
~funny saying on Age

If I had known my grandchildren would be so much fun I would have had them first!
~funny Age sayings about Age

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