A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.

A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
~humorous quotes about Funny Wisdom by Funny Guy

Love is the heart of the soul
~funny sayings about one line by Robert Paul

Never miss a good chance to shut up
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You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think
~humorous quotes about Politics quotes by Milton Berle

I quit flying years ago. I don't want to die with tourists
~funny sayings about one line by Billy Bob Thornton

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner
~Hilarious funny one line jokes

Don't follow in my footsteps, I walk into walls.
~humorous quotes about Funny Ignorance by Funny Guy

Entropy isn't what it used to be
~funny sayings about one line by Cute Girl

Cute as a button Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?
~Hilarious funny one line jokes

Early bird gets the worm, but the second worm gets to live.
~humorous quotes about Funny Laziness by Funny Guy

Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out of it alive
~funny sayings about one line by Elbert Hubbard

A penny saved is a government overlook.
~Hilarious funny one line jokes

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me
~humorous quotes about People quotes by Noel Coward

I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late
~funny sayings about one line by Max Kauffmann

Your dad must have been retarded, 'cuz you are special.
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