A slip of the foot, you’ll soon recover; a slip of the tongue may last forever.

A slip of the foot, you’ll soon recover; a slip of the tongue may last forever.
***good quotes about Friendship by

Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?
***wise sayings on Golf by Bob Hope

If a trainstation is where the train stops, what's a workstation?
***motivational quotations on New Job Congrats by Author Unknown

We cannot live only for ourselves. A thousand fibers connect us with our fellow men.
***famous presidential quotes by Herman Melville

Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever
***famous saying about presidential by Don Marquis

If you want to understand today, you have to search yesterday.
***inspirational quote on History by Pearl Buck

Nobody made a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could only do a little.
***good quotes about Helping by Edmund Burke

Good educational sayings, quotes and quotations

Good educational sayings, quotes and quotations

Helping your eldest to pick a college is one of the greatest educational experiences of life - for the parents. Next to trying to pick his bride, it's the best way to learn that your authority, if not entirely gone, is slipping fast.
~educational sayings by Sally and James Reston

All television is educational television. The question is: what is it teaching?
~inspirational sayings about Television quotes by Nicholas Johnson

If I were asked to enumerate ten educational stupidities, the giving of grades would head the list... If I can't give a child a better reason for studying than a grade on a report card, I ought to lock my desk and go home and stay there
~good quotes by Dorothy De Zouche

An educational system isn't worth a great deal if it teaches young people how to make a living but doesn't teach them how to make a life.
~Education quotes by Author Unknown

For those who believe in God, most of the big questions are answered. But for those of us who can't readily accept the God formula, the big answers don't remain stone-written. We adjust to new conditions and discoveries. We are pliable. Love need not be a command or faith a dictum. I am my own God. We are here to unlearn the teachings of the church, state, and our educational system. We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us.
~Religion quotes by Charles Bukowski

All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dream with open eyes, to make it possible.
~quotation by T.E. Lawrence, Seven Pillars of Wisdom, 1926

A passion, an obsession, a romance, a nice acquaintanceship with trees, sand, and water.
~good Golf saying by Bob Ryan

I don't intentionally spoil my grandkids. It's just that correcting them often takes more energy than I have left.
~Grandparents quote by Gene Perret

Death and taxes may be inevitable, but they shouldn't be related.
~good quotes about Taxes sayings by J.C. Watts, Jr.

When you retire, think and act as if you were still working; when you're still working, think and act a bit as if you were already retired
~educational sayings by Author Unknown

We receive three educations, one from our parents, one from our schoolmasters, and one from the world. The third contradicts all that the first two teach us.
~quotation by Charles Louis de Secondat, Baron de Montesquieu

No man stands so straight as when he stoops to help a boy.
~good Helping saying by Knights of Pythagoras (Thank you, Jim.)

Few great men could pass personnel.
~Greatness quote by Paul Goodman

Speed in tennis is a strange mixture of intuition, guesswork, footwork and hair-trigger reflexes. Many of the players famed for quickness on court would finish dead last in a field of schoolgirls in a race over any distance more than ten yards.
~good quotes about Tennis sayings by Eugene Scott

True remorse is never just a regret over consequence; it is a regret over motive.
~educational sayings by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

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I may look busy, but I'm just confused.

I may look busy, but I'm just confused.
~cool quote about Funny Ignorance

As I gaze upon your beauty, I think to myself, "never have I seen an angel fly so low"
~funny saying for free scrapbooking templates

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
~cute sayings about One liner

Don't walk into that building -- the sprinklers might go off!
~funny quote about Pickup Lines

Any ship can be a minesweeper... once.
~sweet quote for free scrapbooking templates

All politicians are crooks, but democrats are our crooks.
~hilarious quote by Funny Guy

Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty is an egg?
~cool quote about Question

We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. --Decca Recording Company, on rejecting the Beatles in 1962
~funny saying for free scrapbooking templates

Excuse me, but I'm in a hurry! You've been in that phone booth for twenty minutes and didn't say a word! Sir, I'm talking to my wife.
~cute sayings about Love

Nearly everything you read signed from God" is just somebody putting their words in My mouth."~God
~funny quote about One liner

Coffee isn't my cup of tea
~sweet quote for free scrapbooking templates

Sheep don't fly so much as plummet.
~hilarious quote by Wonderman

A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar
~cool quote about Politics quotes

No wonder I'm unhappy - My twin forgot my birthday
~funny saying for free scrapbooking templates

baby bible sayings

baby bible sayings

I am my beloved's, and his desire is
toward me. {Cute sayings by Song of Solomon 7:10}

Love is not automatic. It takes conscious
practice and awareness, just like playing
the piano or golf. However, you have ample
opportunities to practice. Everyone you
meet can be your practice session. {Love Quote by Hari}

This is my beloved and this is my friend
{Love baby quote by }

Love is patient, love is kind.
It does not envy. Love is never boastful,
nor conceited, nor rude; It is not
self-seeking, nor easily angered.
It keeps no record of wrongdoing.
It does not delight in evil,
But rejoices in the truth.
It always protects, trusts, hopes,
and preserves. There is nothing love
cannot face; There is no limit to its faith,
hope, and endurance. In a word, there
are three things that last forever:
Faith, hope, and love;
But the greatest of them all is love. {Romantic baby saying by 1 Corinthians 13:4-7}

A friend is someone who can sing you the song of
your heart when you've forgotten it. {Sweet quotes by : Anonymous}

Love begins with a smile,continues with a kiss,and ends in a tear {Sweet quotes by : unknown}

If a smile is worth 1000 words...what are the other 997..? 'cuz 'I love you' are the only three words that matter, and a smile speaks for itself when its from the right person
{Cute sayings by Tiziana C.}

All marriages are happy. It's trying to live
together afterwards that causes all the problems. {Funny Love Quote by Shelley Winters}

No one has ever loved anyone
The way everyone wants to be loved {Love baby quote by Anonymous}

You, yourself, as much as anybody in the entire
universe, deserve your love and affection. {Romantic baby saying by Buddha}

Love is friendship set on fire
{Sweet quotes by : Anonymous}

"Love is always bestowed as a gift--freely,
willingly and without expectation.
We don't love to be loved;
we love to love"
{Sweet quotes by : Leo Buscaglia}

Love cannot express the idea of music, while music may give an idea of love {Cute sayings by Anonymous}

Love: Two minds without a single thought
{Short love quote by Philip Barry}

Entre lo que existe y lo que no existe, el espacio es el amor. {Love baby quote by Anónimo}

The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love
{Romantic baby saying by Hubert H. Humphrey}

Your eyes are the sweetest stars I've
ever seen. {Sweet quotes by : Moulin Rouge}

Who so loves believes the impossible
{Sweet quotes by : Elizabeth Barrett Browning}

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funny age sayings and quotations

funny age sayings and quotations

Old age and treachery will overcome youth and skill.
~funny Age sayings about Age

Age only matters if you're cheese.
~cute quote about Age

A woman marries a man expecting he will change,
but he
doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and
she
does.
~sweet quote on Age

Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone.
~hilarious Age quote by Funny Life

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway
~cool quote about Marriage quotes

As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer
~funny saying on Age

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met
~funny Age sayings about Marriage quotes

If you laugh a lot, when you get older your wrinkles will be in the right places.
~cute quote about Age

If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs
~sweet quote on Age

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?~Satchel Paige
~hilarious Age quote by Funny Life

Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?
~cool quote about Marriage quotes

God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway... The good fortune to run into the ones I do... And the eyesight to tell the difference!
~funny saying on Age

I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type
~funny Age sayings about Age quotes

Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up
~cute quote about Age quotes

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invaribly they are both disappointed
~sweet quote on Age

I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again
~hilarious Age quote by Noel Coward

When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I'm labeled senile
~cool quote about Age quotes

Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed by the facts
~funny saying on Age

The big thing today is computer dating. If you don't know how to run a computer it really dates you.
~funny Age sayings about Age

Old is when your friends compliment you on your alligator shoes, and you are bare-foot.
~cute quote about Age

I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three days already
~sweet quote on Age

My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely.
~hilarious Age quote by Funny Life

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two
~cool quote about Age quotes

Laughter rises out of tragedy, when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage.
~funny saying on Age

If I had known my grandchildren would be so much fun I would have had them first!
~funny Age sayings about Age

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A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.

A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
~humorous quotes about Funny Wisdom by Funny Guy

Love is the heart of the soul
~funny sayings about one line by Robert Paul

Never miss a good chance to shut up
~Hilarious funny one line jokes

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think
~humorous quotes about Politics quotes by Milton Berle

I quit flying years ago. I don't want to die with tourists
~funny sayings about one line by Billy Bob Thornton

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner
~Hilarious funny one line jokes

Don't follow in my footsteps, I walk into walls.
~humorous quotes about Funny Ignorance by Funny Guy

Entropy isn't what it used to be
~funny sayings about one line by Cute Girl

Cute as a button Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?
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Early bird gets the worm, but the second worm gets to live.
~humorous quotes about Funny Laziness by Funny Guy

Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out of it alive
~funny sayings about one line by Elbert Hubbard

A penny saved is a government overlook.
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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me
~humorous quotes about People quotes by Noel Coward

I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late
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Your dad must have been retarded, 'cuz you are special.
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Excuse me, do you have change for a $100 bill?
~cool cute aim info about Pickup Lines

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
~cute quote about Question

Repaint! Repaint! And never thin again!
~sweet quote on info

Absence is to love what wind is to fire. It extinguishes the small, it enkindles the great.
~sweet cute aim info by True Color

If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
~cool quote about Advice

'We the unwilling, led by the unknowing have been doing the difficult with little for so long that we are now ready to tackle the impossible with nothing.' -- Local Fire communications reserve volunteer motto
~cute saying on info

Black holes are where God divided by zero.
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Can I have a picture? ......So I can show Santa EXACTLY what I want for Christmas.
~cute quote about Pick-Up Line

I like to tell people I have the heart of a small boy. Then I say it's in a jar on my desk.~Stephen King
~sweet quote on info

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Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.
~cool quote about Parenting

Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding.~Albert Einstein
~cute saying on info

Jesus loves you, but everyone else still thinks you're an ass hole.
~cool cute aim info about Cute Sayings

Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?
~cute quote about Question

0-60 in 15 minutes!
~sweet quote on info

I still miss my ex. But my aim is getting better.
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Have you any idea how successful censorship is on TV? Don't know the answer? Hmm. Successful. Isn't it?~Max Headroom
~cool quote about Funny

May your trouble be like the old man's teeth... few and far between.
~cute saying on info

Do files get embarrassed when they get unzipped?
~cool cute aim info about Question

There is a shortage of very perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.~Wesley in The Princess Bride
~cute quote about Movie

My god can beat up your god
~sweet quote on info

If you are feeling sad, imagine that you're sitting in a glass filled with bonbons and a marshmallow holds your hand.
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'Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot.' -- Clarence Thomas, U.S. Supreme Court Justice
~cool quote about Proverbs

If you can read this sign you must be a Florida Republican.
~cute saying on info

The early bird gets the worm but in the end the worms will get the bird.
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Save The Whales. Collect The Whole Set
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Semper Gumby: Always flexible
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